Tailgaters: Life in the fastlane
Lately I've been complaining about people who drive to fucking slow in the fast lane. So I'll tailgate them a bit with my headlights on just so they recognize me on the road and move the fuck out of my way. I might even swerve left and right to motion them to move.
Today, karma caught up to me and as soon as another lane opened up on the 15 south (right at the 163 split), I took my opportunity to pass these slow bastards and next thing I know a bike cop fucking pulls next to me and points to the shoulder.
All I could do was sigh. I knew I was guilty and my best bet was to try to talk my way out of it. Cop just asked for license, insurance and registration. I wasn't even able to pull out my nine and blast this sonuvabitch. LOL. I made that up.
Anyways, he didn't even let me tell my side of the story, just gave my ticket and left. Sigh. So now I gotta pay for this ticket and my student loan this week. (By the way, I haven't had a speeding ticket in about 7 1/2 years) I hate having to resort to my savings account. Double sigh.
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Lately I've been complaining about people who drive to fucking slow in the fast lane. So I'll tailgate them a bit with my headlights on just so they recognize me on the road and move the fuck out of my way. I might even swerve left and right to motion them to move.
Today, karma caught up to me and as soon as another lane opened up on the 15 south (right at the 163 split), I took my opportunity to pass these slow bastards and next thing I know a bike cop fucking pulls next to me and points to the shoulder.
All I could do was sigh. I knew I was guilty and my best bet was to try to talk my way out of it. Cop just asked for license, insurance and registration. I wasn't even able to pull out my nine and blast this sonuvabitch. LOL. I made that up.
Anyways, he didn't even let me tell my side of the story, just gave my ticket and left. Sigh. So now I gotta pay for this ticket and my student loan this week. (By the way, I haven't had a speeding ticket in about 7 1/2 years) I hate having to resort to my savings account. Double sigh.
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